Tue 10 Feb 2009
I was out driving in the beautiful country side last weekend when I saw a poor cow with his head stuck in a fence, so like all good netizen’s I whipped out my mobile phone and snapped a few pictures.
I had my children with me and was telling them that perhaps the cow behind would help pull this other cow out. If not then we may lend a hand.
“Dad, it looks like he’s trying to push the whole cow through the fence now” ummm
So there I was witnessing a cow being violated. How does one explain cow rape to children? I got flustered packed the kids in the car and drove off.
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April 27th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
why the hell didn’t you help the cow out or find someone to help the cow out?? instead you just, drove off… & found it funny?
i wonder… if ou were walking down the street and saw a girl being raped (someone’s daughter mind you) would you snap a couple pics and become “flustered” & drive off?
ah yes, good citizen indeed.
WOULD have been funny with the first pic & saying you’d HELP the poor cow out.
October 24th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
thats about the funniest thing i have seen for a while
just brilliant
p.s
i would drive off too
October 30th, 2010 at 5:04 am
Is that a pork steak then?
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October 13th, 2011 at 2:33 am
funny joke…
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