I remember as a kid on a hot summer’s day, spinning around in circles until I was nearly sick, then stumbling around the backyard until I fell over and/or hit my head on a sharp object. Then I would wait for the special bus to come and pick me up to take me to "Gifted" school.

Now that I’ve grown up and my range of interests and intellect has expanded so much, I realise that it is much more fun to watch other people do the dizzy work, while I sit back and get dizzy the new-fashioned way, Tia Maria and Lime Cordial.

NB: The same "Wet-fish Guarantee" applies to this joke.

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