When I see videos that have both the terms "Toungue Twister" and "Asian Nuts" a million things spring to mind. I could never have imagined this though.

Players have to recite a tongue twister presented to them very quickly. If they mess up any of the words, a Nut-Slapper 5000™ swings up and paddles the bottom of the contestant’s meat and vegetables. Can you imagine this on The Price is Right or Family Feud? They would rate higher than Paris Hilton’s latest bout of internet fellatio.

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I remember as a kid on a hot summer’s day, spinning around in circles until I was nearly sick, then stumbling around the backyard until I fell over and/or hit my head on a sharp object. Then I would wait for the special bus to come and pick me up to take me to "Gifted" school.

Now that I’ve grown up and my range of interests and intellect has expanded so much, I realise that it is much more fun to watch other people do the dizzy work, while I sit back and get dizzy the new-fashioned way, Tia Maria and Lime Cordial.

NB: The same "Wet-fish Guarantee" applies to this joke.

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This is an oldie, but I challenge anyone to watch this without laughing out loud. If you don’t laugh out loud, leave any abuse and address details in the comments section and our goons will be around to spank you with a wet fish.

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I used to spend many a day off in the crowded, electronic streets of Akiba….but I never saw this. Which somehow makes me feel like less of a man.

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