Now to really get you going. Our next installment of Pornography for Women.

“Ooh, Look,
The NFL playoffs are today.
I bet we’ll have no trouble
parking at the crafts fair.”

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And now for our second installment of Pornography For Women. We know a lot of you ladies out there got very hot, so how do you like the new one?

“I like to get to these things
before I have to be asked”

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Here is something for our Female readers. There has been a massive hole in the internet, where is the pornography for women? Well here at opensourcejokes we are proud to present our Pornography for women. We know this will be an instant success among our Female readers.

“Hold that thought a second.
I want to pull over to
ask for directions”

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When I see videos that have both the terms "Toungue Twister" and "Asian Nuts" a million things spring to mind. I could never have imagined this though.

Players have to recite a tongue twister presented to them very quickly. If they mess up any of the words, a Nut-Slapper 5000™ swings up and paddles the bottom of the contestant’s meat and vegetables. Can you imagine this on The Price is Right or Family Feud? They would rate higher than Paris Hilton’s latest bout of internet fellatio.

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I remember as a kid on a hot summer’s day, spinning around in circles until I was nearly sick, then stumbling around the backyard until I fell over and/or hit my head on a sharp object. Then I would wait for the special bus to come and pick me up to take me to "Gifted" school.

Now that I’ve grown up and my range of interests and intellect has expanded so much, I realise that it is much more fun to watch other people do the dizzy work, while I sit back and get dizzy the new-fashioned way, Tia Maria and Lime Cordial.

NB: The same "Wet-fish Guarantee" applies to this joke.

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